When I found out Moriarty wasn’t dead at first I was like edfjdgjghhh what no why WHYA WHY WHY DON’T NO NNNnnnN
Now I’m like aw y e aww ye all right all right all right ALL RIGHT YEAHHA YEH GOOD YEH because he knows what’s up
someone make an nsfw johnlock playlist i really need it
I actually really need this too omg
(it’s omegaverse Johnlock tho’ lmao)
AU where Sherlock is a renowned chef at a chic French restaurant and John owns a small bakery on Baker Street ♥♥♥
and they meet and fall in love and bake French pastries at 221B and John giggles at Sherlock who has a bit of flour on the tip of his nose and John wipes it off and then when they’re eating the pain au chocolat they made they give each other little kisses ♥ ♥ ♥ !!!!!
"… so when he was arrested for blowing someone’s head off, it was quite a relief, to be honest."
that was on fucking purpose i’m growling and crying they dressed sherlock’s dad like john on purpose and DIDN’T THEY HAVE A LINE ABOUT SHERLOCK WANTING TO SHOW JOHN AND MARY A FUNCTIONAL COUPLE TO INSPIRE THEM THIS IS ON PURPOSE I’M GONNA GET A NOSE BLEED
yesyesyesyesYES! I’ve been an idiot, a blind idiot!
every time i think of john saying “your future is my privilege” to mary i just think john you stupid motherfucker you’re gonna be eating those words
you know how we all felt uncomfortable and awkward after series 3 because we knew sherlock was alive and we felt bad for john and it was all kinds of annoying and frustrating? this is exactly how this is supposed to be, too. we’re supposed to be confused and annoyed. or atleast, i keep telling myself that. until we get series 4 we won’t know, but keeping faith in that helps me keep caring lol
man i never meant to become one of those top vs bottom ppl
tbh the reason i like top lock so much
is because when he tops a lot
it makes it like fifty times hotter when he bottoms
because he’s not used to it and he’s always kinda nervous about it but he trusts john so he lets him and then he’s like shit that’s really big idk idk but then then he’s like holy shit this is amazing BUT THEN the next day he’s like owowowowow we are not doing that again for a month john no your dick is cute but keep it away from my butt i dont even wanna look at it
meanwhile john’s hobbling around once a week or so not complaining about shit because he’s a tough motherfucker
The blind banker
pining!sherlock is life
it’s more than that
i have enough faith in the writers to be 100% sure mary is gonna go full villain