My mind rebels at stagnation…
Mark Gatiss, on the set of Sherlock
walk into the club like “john, i’m so sorry”
"I’m not leaving the flat for anything less than a 7. Or cases involving soldiers that require me to go to a military base. These are automatically 10. Keep an eye out for those, John. God save the queen"
Bad girl. Bad, bad girl.
CAN WE DISCUSS SHERLOCK COMING REALLY QUICKLY LIKE HE JUST CAN’T HELP NUTTING IT AFTER LIKE A MINUTE OF STIMULATION CAN WE PLEase just
“Well, it starts off with John alone until he finds Sherlock. They solve crimes together and John moves in after killing some dude with teeth. John gets wrapped in explosives by Moriarty and Sherlock freaks out a lotta bit. The Woman tries to bang Sherlock. Sherlock doesn’t bang The Woman. Sherlock jumps off a building and breaks John’s heart. Sherlock comes back from the dead wanting to bang John, but he can’t because John’s banging an assassin he doesn’t know is an assassin. Go figure. The assassin assassinates Sherlock and he goes to his Mind Palace that’s a shrine to his love for all things John and comes back from the dead, like, again but for real this time. He kills Hannibal’s brother for John. Moriarty was fake dead, too. John still doesn’t bang Sherlock.”―
Sherlock: A Summary by my sixteen year old brother who was asked to summarize the show for class. (via mycroft-silently-judges-you)
About sums it up. No more to be said really. (via welovethebeekeeper)
Sherlock’s kinks: Military kink, praise kink, daddy kink probably
John’s kinks: Cheekbones?? with coat collars? hearing …. smart… things?? sherlock, his kink is fucking sherlock
reapersun is a treasure.
//cries happily in agreement
i’ve never drawn mpreg porn so i figured why the shit not
and it’s fucking cute omegaverse trash
don’t look at me
an internationally successful detective show about a brilliant gay demisexual genius and his bisexual army doctor boyfriend solving crimes together is literally in the top 5 best things i could imagine happening to me
Sherlock and John arm in arm naked with their peepees touching
♪(*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♫ bromance ♬ ♪
John licking Sherlock’s bumhole
what a beautiful friendship :’)